I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
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I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt

$19.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

Unisex Tee
US Size Length (inch) Chest Width (inch)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 30 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
SC Unisex T Shirt
SC Unisex T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
US Size Length (inch) Length (cm) Chest Width (inch) Chest Width (cm)
S 28 71 18 46
M 29 74 20 51
L 30 76 22 56
XL 30 76 24 61
2XL 32 81 26 66
3XL 33 84 28 71
4XL 34 86 30 76
5XL 35 89 32 81
SC Unisex T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies Tee
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SC Ladies T Shirt
SC Ladies T Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SC Ladies T Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Size Shirt Length (in) Chest Width (in)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
SC Sweatshirt
SC Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Shirt Length (cm) Chest Width (cm)
S 69 51
M 71 56
L 74 61
XL 76 66
2XL 79 71
3XL 81 76
4XL 84 81
5XL 86 86
SC Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Hoodie
Size Length (in) Chest Width (in) Sleeve (in) Length (cm) Chest Width (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 27 20 34.5 68.5 51 88
M 28 22 35.5 71 56 90
L 29 24 36.5 73.5 61 93
XL 30 26 37.5 76 66 95
2XL 30 28 38.5 76 71 98
3XL 32 30 39.5 81 76 100
4XL 33 32 40.5 84 81 103
5XL 34 34 41.5 86 86 105.5
SC Hoodie
SC Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in) Chest Width (in) Sleeve (in) Length (cm) Chest Width (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 27 20 34.5 68.5 51 88
M 28 22 35.5 71 56 90
L 29 24 36.5 73.5 61 93
XL 30 26 37.5 76 66 95
2XL 30 28 38.5 76 71 98
3XL 32 30 39.5 81 76 100
4XL 33 32 40.5 84 81 103
5XL 34 34 41.5 86 86 105.5
SC Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve
Size Length (cm/in) Chest Width (cm/in)
S 68 / 26.8 54 / 21.3
M 70 / 27.6 56 / 22.0
L 74 / 29.1 60 / 23.6
XL 78 / 30.7 64 / 25.2
2XL 80 / 31.5 66 / 26.0
3XL 82 / 32.3 68 / 26.8
4XL 86 / 33.9 72 / 28.3
5XL 90 / 35.4 86 / 33.9
SC Long Sleeve T Shirt
SC Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm/in) Chest Width (cm/in)
S 68 / 26.8 54 / 21.3
M 70 / 27.6 56 / 22.0
L 74 / 29.1 60 / 23.6
XL 78 / 30.7 64 / 25.2
2XL 80 / 31.5 66 / 26.0
3XL 82 / 32.3 68 / 26.8
4XL 86 / 33.9 72 / 28.3
5XL 90 / 35.4 86 / 33.9
SC Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Tee
Size Youth Size Shirt Length (in) Chest Width (in)
XS 2-4y 18 14
S 6-8y 20 16
M 10-12y 22 17
L 14-16y 24 18
XL 18-20y 26 19
SC Youth T Shirt
SC Youth T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Youth Size Shirt Length (cm) Chest Width (cm)
XS 2-4y 46 36
S 6-8y 51 41
M 10-12y 56 43
L 14-16y 61 46
XL 18-20y 66 48
SC Youth T Shirt
SC Youth T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
Size Length (in) Body Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
SC Men Tank Top
SC Men Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
S 71 46
M 74 51
L 76 56
XL 79 61
2XL 81 66
SC Men Tank Top
SC Men Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Women Tank Top
Size Length (in) Body Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
SC Racerback Tank Top
SC Racerback Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
S 71 46
M 74 51
L 76 56
XL 79 61
2XL 81 66
SC Racerback Tank Top
SC Racerback Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
Size Length (in/cm) Chest (half of round) (in/cm) Age (years) Suggested Height (in/cm) Suggested Weight (lbs)
Toddler 2T 14"/36cm 11"/28cm 1-2 33-35"/84-89cm 24-28
Toddler 3T 15"/38cm 12"/31cm 2-3 36-39"/91-99cm 29-32
Toddler 4T 16"/41cm 13"/33cm 3-4 39-41"/99-104cm 33-36
Toddler 4 16.5"/42cm 13.5"/35cm 4-5 42-44"/107-112cm 37-41
Toddler 5 17"/43cm 14"/36cm 5-6 45-47"/114-119cm 42-46
Youth XS 18"/46cm 15"/38cm 6-7 48-50"/122-128cm 44-50
Youth S 19"/48cm 15.5"/39.5cm 7-8 50-54"/128-137cm 50-58
Youth M 21"/53cm 16"/41cm 8-10 54-58"/137-147cm 54-68
Youth L 23"/58cm 18"/46cm 10-12 58-62"/147-158cm 68-74
Youth XL 25"/63cm 19"/48cm 12-13 62-68"/158-172cm 74-86
SC Youth Hoodie
SC Youth Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in/cm) Chest (half of round) (in/cm) Age (years) Suggested Height (in/cm) Suggested Weight (lbs)
Toddler 2T 14"/36cm 11"/28cm 1-2 33-35"/84-89cm 24-28
Toddler 3T 15"/38cm 12"/31cm 2-3 36-39"/91-99cm 29-32
Toddler 4T 16"/41cm 13"/33cm 3-4 39-41"/99-104cm 33-36
Toddler 4 16.5"/42cm 13.5"/35cm 4-5 42-44"/107-112cm 37-41
Toddler 5 17"/43cm 14"/36cm 5-6 45-47"/114-119cm 42-46
Youth XS 18"/46cm 15"/38cm 6-7 48-50"/122-128cm 44-50
Youth S 19"/48cm 15.5"/39.5cm 7-8 50-54"/128-137cm 50-58
Youth M 21"/53cm 16"/41cm 8-10 54-58"/137-147cm 54-68
Youth L 23"/58cm 18"/46cm 10-12 58-62"/147-158cm 68-74
Youth XL 25"/63cm 19"/48cm 12-13 62-68"/158-172cm 74-86
SC Youth Hoodie
SC Youth Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt – Vintage Throwback

This vintage-inspired I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt is the perfect blend of humor and nostalgia. Featuring a bold, retro-style font and a classic dad joke with a cheeky twist, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go.

This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement. It’s for the man who doesn’t take himself too seriously, who enjoys a good laugh, and who isn’t afraid to show off his playful side. Whether you’re a dad, a grandpa, or simply young at heart, this shirt is a fun way to express your personality and sense of humor.

Dads and Grandpas: A humorous gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion.
The Young at Heart: Anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a vintage aesthetic.
Casual Wear: Ideal for everyday activities, from running errands to hanging out with friends.
Conversation Starter: A unique design that’s sure to get people talking and laughing.

I'm To Old To Fight I'll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt

Embrace your age and your sense of humor with this I’m To Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt. It’s a comfortable, stylish, and hilarious addition to any wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to spread laughter wherever you go!

Product Detail: 

Material 100% Cotton
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.
Imported From the United States
Decoration Method DIGISOFT®
Feature
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
Product Care Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Store Brand Zerelam

SHIPPING POLICY

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD

For international shipping: from 13 USD

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-9 days 10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time