2025 Christmas Raccoon That’s What I Do I Drink Bourbon I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
 
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
 
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
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Tired of the same old saccharine holiday gear? Ready to embrace the festive season with a dash of wry humor and a strong drink? This year, forget the overly cheerful designs and step into the authentic, cozy comfort of the 2025 Christmas Raccoon That’s What I Do I Drink Bourbon I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Sweater. It’s the perfect attire for those who appreciate the finer, and perhaps more cynical, side of the holidays.

The Only Ugly Christmas Sweater That Gets You: Introducing the 2025 Christmas Raccoon That’s What I Do I Drink Bourbon Ugly Jumper

This eye-catching sweater is a bold statement piece designed for individuals who value their personal space, their favorite whiskey, and their insightful observations. The centerpiece is a charmingly disgruntled raccoon sporting a Santa hat, clutching a glass of amber liquid, set against a classic striped backdrop of winter colors. Above and below this wise-cracking creature, the iconic phrase “THAT’S WHAT I DO I DRINK BOURBON I HATE PEOPLE AND I KNOW THINGS” is prominently featured.

2025 Christmas Raccoon That's What I Do I Drink Bourbon I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Sweater

The surrounding pattern is a delightful mix of traditional and playful elements: tiny Santa-hatted raccoons, festive beer mugs, abstract snowflakes, and classic Christmas trees adorn the sleeves and borders. This humorous festive raccoon sweater is an absolute must-have for any Christmas party, especially an Ugly Sweater Contest, or a cozy night in where your only company is a good glass of bourbon. It’s the ideal conversation starter for the discerning, introverted adult.

 

 

 

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Shipping time

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Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

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Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

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