Dave Portnoy Merry Bakemas Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Finding the perfect holiday outfit usually means choosing between boring tradition and over-the-top kitsch. You want something that sparks conversation at the party while showing off your specific sense of humor and sports-culture knowledge.
Celebrate the Season in Style with the Dave Portnoy Merry Bakemas Ugly Christmas Sweater
The Dave Portnoy Merry Bakemas Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate holiday tribute for fans who live for viral moments and game-day energy. This navy blue crewneck features a high-quality “knit-print” graphic showcasing a festive scene of baking joy. On the front, you’ll find the iconic “Merry Bakemas” typography surrounding a cheerful image of Miss Peaches’ favorite baker holding a plate of festive cookies. The design is framed by classic holiday motifs like reindeer, snowflakes, and football helmets, while the back features a bold, varsity-style number 10.
This holiday-themed sports fan sweater is designed for the 2026 Christmas season, specifically for those attending “Ugly Sweater” parties or gathering for family cookie swaps. It captures the lighthearted “Bakemas” trend, making it a must-have for supporters of the Barstool personality and the lifestyle he represents.
This ugly sweater is about loyalty, humor, and “if you know, you know” cultural relevance. It evokes a sense of belonging to a community that appreciates a good laugh and a great plate of cookies during the winter holidays.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Domestic shipping within the United States is set at $5.99 USD.
International shipping begins at $13 USD
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Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination, or courier delays.
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