Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Hat
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Do you feel an undeniable pull toward the soft glow of a monitor and the sweet silence of your own space? For those whose childhood dreams didn’t involve sunshine and sports but rather the comforting hum of a computer, we have the perfect headwear to celebrate your destiny. Step out, or more accurately, stay in, with a piece that perfectly captures your true ambition.
Celebrate the Digital Dream: Why the ‘Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Hat’ is a November 2025 Must-Have
This Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Knew I Wanted To Be Indoors On The Computer Hat is the ultimate uniform for the digital native. Embroidered across the front in clean, bold white text is the iconic, perfectly relatable quote: “Ever since I was a small child I knew I wanted to be indoors on the computer.” It’s a low-profile, structured design that provides a comfortable fit, ideal for marathon coding sessions, intense gaming, or simply being online.
The hat is a powerful statement piece for the Modern Introvert and the Digital Creator—a knowing nod to the culture of WFH, online communities, and the life celebrated on social media in late 2025. It’s the perfect accessory for showing solidarity during virtual hangouts, content creation livestreams, or simply running a quick errand when you must briefly emerge from your domain. Wear it to express your authentic, cozy self and spark an instant connection with fellow computer enthusiasts.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Domestic shipping within the United States is set at $5.99 USD.
International shipping begins at $13 USD
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We proudly ship worldwide, extending our services to customers across the globe.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination, or courier delays.
Delivered
Total delivery time = Handling time + Shipping time
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