I Don’t Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday Shirt
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Are you tired of feeling the constant squeeze from bureaucracy, taxes, and political maneuvering? Do you find yourself venting frustration daily about the state of affairs? It’s time to stop just talking about it and start wearing your conviction. We present the ultimate piece of political statement apparel designed for the modern, exasperated citizen.
The Ultimate Anti-Establishment Statement: Get the “I Don’t Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday Shirt”
This isn’t just another black t-shirt; it’s a bold, in-your-face declaration of political exasperation. The front of the shirt features the provocative, white text, “I DON’T NEED SEX THE GOVERNMENT FUCKS ME EVERYDAY,” making an unmistakable, darkly humorous analogy for the public’s feeling of being relentlessly taken advantage of by the state. This I Don’t Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday Shirt is printed with high-quality, durable lettering on comfortable fabric, ensuring your message stays loud and clear wash after wash.
This apparel taps directly into the collective cynicism often felt around major political milestones, such as Tax Day or during intense election cycles. It’s the perfect attire for protests, political rallies, or simply navigating daily life under a government you feel has overstepped its bounds. It’s for the voter, the taxpayer, and anyone who feels their voice is ignored—it’s a universal emblem of anti-establishment resentment and shared gallows humor. Wear it and spark conversations; wear it to show solidarity with millions who feel the same way.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Domestic shipping within the United States is set at $5.99 USD.
International shipping begins at $13 USD
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We proudly ship worldwide, extending our services to customers across the globe.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination, or courier delays.
Delivered
Total delivery time = Handling time + Shipping time
While we provide estimated delivery timelines, please be aware that unforeseen delays beyond our control may occur. These may include factors such as courier logistics, customs inspections, weather conditions, national holidays, or incomplete delivery details. We recommend allowing additional time when planning deliveries close to specific deadlines. We continuously strives to ensure prompt and secure delivery, yet cannot be held liable for delays caused by third-party or external circumstances.
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Regarding shipments with multiple addresses, we regret to inform you that our system currently does not support this feature. Should you wish to send items to separate destinations, please place individual orders for each address.
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Concerning international orders, please note that all shipments from the United States are processed DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid). We does not collect VAT or import duties during checkout. Any applicable customs fees, VAT, or import duties are the responsibility of the recipient upon the package’s arrival. We encourage customers to check with their local customs authorities for guidance on applicable duties or tax policies in your region.
