Ratedrcloset Can’t Breathalyze Meth Shirt
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Tired of clothing that says nothing? Ready to inject some fearless, dark humor into your wardrobe? The Ratedrcloset Can’t Breathalyze Meth Shirt is not just an item of clothing; it’s a piece of raw, unfiltered street-style culture designed for those who live life on their own terms. This striking black tee features the blunt, provocative phrase “I’M FUCKING HATE DANNY SMOKE” emblazoned across the chest in electric yellow, highly visible lettering. It’s a garment that sparks conversation and commands attention.
A Bold Statement in Streetwear: The Ratedrcloset Can’t Breathalyze Meth Shirt
The core feature is the unapologetic, provocative text, making a bold statement about a figure or situation known within certain circles for controversial actions or comments. It’s an expression of strong disdain or extreme emotion, channeled into wearable art. This item captures a moment of raw, trending sentiment, making it the perfect gear for fans of boundary-pushing comedy, controversial personalities, or anyone celebrating freedom of expression. Don this shirt to concerts, comedy shows, or just for a day out, and broadcast your anti-establishment attitude. Made for the fearless individual, it is the ultimate uniform for those who appreciate satire and aren’t afraid to challenge the status quo. The message is clear, intense, and memorable.
This shirt captures a trending, intense reaction often seen following controversial or outspoken figures, reflecting a specific viral moment or public sentiment. It is designed for the individual who connects with underground humor and the subversion of mainstream narratives.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
