Drunken Raccoon Trashed Panda Ugly Sweater

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In a world saturated with boring holiday attire, finding an outfit that truly captures the spirit of festive chaos can be a challenge. You need something bold, memorable, and unapologetically ugly—the perfect garment to declare your attendance at the season’s wildest parties. We’ve got just the ticket to elevate your holiday game from mild to completely wild.

The Drunken Raccoon Trashed Panda Ugly Sweater: Your 2025 Party Essential

Prepare for the ultimate head-turner with the Drunken Raccoon Trashed Panda Ugly Sweater! This isn’t just a sweater; it’s a hilarious holiday narrative knit into cozy, vibrant yarn. Dominated by festive red, green, and yellow, the centerpiece is an impeccably embroidered, slightly green-tinged raccoon—often affectionately called a “trashed panda“—sprawled across a tipped-over, ornament-strewn Christmas tree. The scene of holiday mayhem is complete with a spilled bottle of “Holiday Ale,” pizza slices, and crumpled cans, perfectly encapsulating the chaotic, joyful excess of the season.

Drunken Raccoon Trashed Panda Ugly Sweater

The bold, block lettering proudly proclaims “DRUNKEN RACCOON” above the scene and the equally descriptive “TRASHED PANDA” below, ensuring the joke lands instantly. This Raccoon-Themed Holiday Party Jumper is a must-have for Ugly Sweater Contests, office parties, or any festive gathering where you aim to bring the laughs and bypass the bland. It’s designed for the playful individual who loves a good joke and isn’t afraid to own their “spirit animal” during the most wonderful, and often messiest, time of the year. Embrace the chaos and make a truly unforgettable statement this December!

 

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WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Domestic shipping within the United States is set at $5.99 USD.
International shipping begins at $13 USD

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Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination, or courier delays.

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Total delivery time = Handling time + Shipping time

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