2025 Christmas More Espresso Less Depresso Ugly Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
 
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
 
  • Material: High-quality polyester blend for lasting wear
  • Style: Classic regular fit – moves with you effortlessly
  • Weight: 300 g/m² fabric – substantial feel without bulk
  • Stitching: Smart auto-match in black or white for flawless design integration
  • Care: Wash cold with similars, skip bleach. Low-heat dry. No ironing or dry cleaning needed.
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The holiday season is meant to be joyful, but let’s be honest, it often brings stress, endless to-do lists, and that inevitable winter slump. If your spirit needs a jolt of caffeine and a dose of festive fun, we have the perfect solution to keep your mood bright all season long.

The Purr-fect Brew for Festive Cheer: More Espresso, Less Depresso

Introducing the ultimate piece of holiday attire for coffee lovers and cat enthusiasts: the 2025 Christmas More Espresso Less Depresso Ugly Sweater. This isn’t just a sweater; it’s a mood. Against a rich, ribbed red backdrop, the centerpiece is a striking black cat, stylishly dressed in a dark, floral-accented robe, holding a steaming cup of coffee with a look of sophisticated contentment. Above and below, the playful slogan “MORE ESPRESSO” and “LESS DEPRESSO” is emblazoned in cheerful yellow. The sleeves and borders feature classic Christmas motifs, including stylized snowflakes, winter foliage, and repeated coffee cups, ensuring you hit every mark for a fantastically festive espresso-themed Christmas pullover.

2025 Christmas More Espresso Less Depresso Ugly Sweater

This unique long-sleeved crewneck is designed for maximum impact at any Christmas Ugly Sweater Party or casual holiday gathering. It’s the ideal gift for anyone who runs on coffee and appreciates a good joke, helping them stay energized and upbeat during the demanding end-of-year rush and throughout the entire winter holiday season. Express your love for all things caffeinated and cozy!

 

 

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WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Domestic shipping within the United States is set at $5.99 USD.
International shipping begins at $13 USD

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Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination, or courier delays.

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